I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she looked like the before picture.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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