Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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