My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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