Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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