We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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