I wish i was in the wii world.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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