Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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