I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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