doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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