Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
