Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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