we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
too bad you live with your parents still
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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