Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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