Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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