omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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