How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
