how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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