WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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