Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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