u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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