what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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