Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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