The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I just gift wrapped bread.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
send nudes
from the living room?
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