Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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