Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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