i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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