so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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