id be glad to
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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