dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Randomize
