Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you would pick up someone in the library
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Randomize
