With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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