sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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