So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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