Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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