Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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