You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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