BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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