Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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