normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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