You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
