that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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