By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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