real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
