I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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