508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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