It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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