Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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