I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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