Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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