Three words: puerto rican gang bang
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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