Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Randomize
