Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Randomize
